{"slip": { "id": 219, "advice": "Try buying a coffee for the creator of a free public API, now and then."}}
{"slip": { "id": 215, "advice": "Once you find a really good friend don't do anything that could mess up your friendship."}}
{"slip": { "id": 161, "advice": "You have as many hours in a day as the people you admire most."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 174, "advice": "Be a good lover."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 189, "advice": "Do not compare yourself with others."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 204, "advice": "The best nights out are when people around you are simply having fun."}}
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