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{"fact":"In the 1750s, Europeans introduced cats into the Americas to control pests.","length":75}
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{"fact":"There are approximately 100 breeds of cat.","length":42}
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{"fact":"Cats can judge within 3 inches the precise location of a sound being made 1 yard away.","length":86}
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