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{"slip": { "id": 224, "advice": "Don't drink bleach."}}

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{"fact":"Cats control the outer ear using 32 muscles; humans use 6","length":57}

{"fact":"At 4 weeks, it is important to play with kittens so that they do not develope a fear of people.","length":95}

{"slip": { "id": 78, "advice": "Being kind is more rewarding than being right."}}

{"slip": { "id": 152, "advice": "Accept advice."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 7, "advice": "Make choices and dont look back."}}

{"fact":"A kitten will typically weigh about 3 ounces at birth. The typical male housecat will weigh between 7 and 9 pounds, slightly less for female housecats.","length":153}

{"fact":"A cat has 230 bones in its body. A human has 206. A cat has no collarbone, so it can fit through any opening the size of its head.","length":130}

{"slip": { "id": 30, "advice": "When in doubt, just take the next small step."}}

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