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Wrestlingworth is a village and former civil parish, now in the parish of Wrestlingworth and Cockayne Hatley, in the Central Bedfordshire district of the ceremonial county of Bedfordshire, England about 13 miles (21Â km) east of the county town of Bedford. The 2011 census gives the population of the village proper as 591. The hamlet of Water End is to the south of the village. The population of Wrestlingworth and Cockayne Hatley civil parish in the 2011 census is shown as 744.
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Eagles Football Club was an Indian professional football club based in Kochi, Kerala, that last competed in the Kerala Premier League. The club one oldest football clubs in the state of Kerala. Currently club run only youth and academy competing in Kerala Youth League.
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